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Continuing from the conclusion of last season`s finale, Ed (Tom Cavanagh) is shocked to see his ex-flame Bonnie (guest star Rena Sofer, "Melrose Place") appear on his doorstep just as his budding relationship with Carol (Julie Bowen) is percolating. In the legal world, Ed is called on to represent a desperate Warren (Justin Long) in court when the teen is arrested for supplying beer at a party where a fellow student is injured. Elsewhere: new homebody Nancy (Jana Marie Hupp) is driven to distraction by her domestic duties, and Kenny (Mike Starr) is befuddled by the delivery of a pony that was supposedly ordered by an absent Phil (Michael Ian Black).
Bonnie Hane glides back into town to find out for herself if she is over Ed. Despite her many attempts to gain Ed`s affection, she comes to realize that he is not interested in her and leaves town to re-connect with the man who jilted her at the alter.
Warren, in an attempt to win Donna back from David, invites them to a party hosted by "FosCat", a Stuckeyville High jock. In order to gain access to the party, Warren brings with him an illegally obtained keg. A drunk David later falls off his bike and seriously injures himself, prompting his parents to press charges against Warren.
Carol and the new principal square off. Mr. Martino is a prickly man to get around, and is not charmed by Carol. They go head to head over Warren and Mr. Martino`s methods of punishment.
Nancy adapts to her new role as a stay at home mother, dealing with a dismissive couch repairman. When he simply "glues" a leg back on her sofa, which promptly falls apart again, she publicly humiliates him until he and his crew repair the sofa properly. She also adjusts to life in the house.
Carol and Ed struggle with their feelings about getting involved with each other after the prom. Carol finally admits to fear that she and Ed will split up after a time.
Kenny and Shirley attempt to run the bowling alley without Phil. While they initially find the change exciting, they become increasingly nervous as the date of the health inspector`s visit approaches. When he arrives and threatens to shut down Stuckeybowl, Phil reappears to save the day.
"Baby Grand" - Billy Joel & Ray Charles
while Ed and Bonnie had dinner at the Goat
"Great Day" - Paul McCartney
During closing montage
"When You`re In Love with a Beautiful Woman" - Dr. Hook
At Stuckeybowl during health inspector`s visit
Ten Bucks
Mike bets Ed ten bucks to kiss the garden gnome of a neighbor who is out tending his lawn--the fact that Mr. Gordon will see Ed do it makes it hilarious. (Ed up $40)
Legal Update
Ed defends a young Warren in court over charges stemming from the Fos-Cat`s party. While the judge decides that Warren was not criminally negligent, he does give young Cheswick a stern warning that he will not be so lucky next time. Ed`s record as a lawyer is now 11-6 with 4 settlements and one incomplete.
Stubbs Schemes
Phil purchases a pony before leaving for New York. The pony later comes in handy as a bribe to the health inspector who wants to shut Stuckeybowl down.
Fine Food and Drink
Ed claims that Bonnie has interrupted his and Carol`s very important discussion about raisins. Mike invents the "Donagel"--half donut, half bagel. Warren scoffs at spending another night eating his mom`s zucchini bread when Mark suggests they skip FosCat`s party. Warren is later busted for bringing a keg of beer to that party. Ed nervously twirls spaghetti on his fork when dining with Bonnie.
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"You're interrupting a conversation between Carol and I about raisins...they're nature's candy."
- Ed Stevens (upon Bonnie`s discovery that Ed and Carol are actually together when she arrives)
"It would have been a much better story if you, Bonnie, and Carol all started kissing each other."
- Dr. Mike Burton (as Ed tells him about the disastrous end of prom night)
"I thought he was more of a tool."
- Molly Hudson (re the new principal)
"Let's spend another Friday night in my basement, eating my mom's zucchini bread and watching Battlebots."
- Warren Cheswick (when Mark balks at going to FosCat`s party)
"Testify to me now!"
- Dr. Mike Burton (as Nancy makes plans for reviving their home)
"We've got a vacuum of responsibility here."
- Kenny Sandusky (on Phil`s absence)
"Here's my concern: I'm afraid I've hired a boy to do a man's job!"
- Warren Cheswick (into his "cell phone" when duping the man at the liquor store)
"I don't give a rat's ass what the chancellor said. You, my friend, are not working for the chancellor. You're working for me!"
- Warren Cheswick (in the liquor store)
"God blessed me with a hearty constitution."
- Mark Vanacore (on his ability to drink copious amounts of beer)
"I knew it! I knew it! I'm going upstate. Oh my god. I'm going upstate to visit some guy with a name like Ice or Big Daddy. He's gonna make me his bitch and he's gonna trade me for a carton of cigarettes or a girlie magazine!"
- Warren Cheswick (upon hearing the worst case scenario for the charges against him)
"Oh my god, my record! Oh my god! What college is gonna want an ex-con in their freshman class? Oberlin? I don't think so!"
- Warren Cheswick (pondering his future)
"This kid, he's thick!"
- Carol Vessey (on her "tutoring student" who she will be tutoring late to avoid dinner with Ed)
"You're insane, and that's fine."
- Carol Vessey (to the new principal)
"Honey? That's an interesting salutation."
- Nancy Burton (to the repairman)
"Would you like to buy a goose?"
- Warren Cheswick (drunk, on tape at the party)
"Offer him ten dollars"
- Shirley Pifko (to Kenny, in an attempt to keep the health inspector from closing down Stuckeybowl)
"I remember a time when television used to entertain us with the craftsmanship of writing, acting, directing. Now they just try to shock us with the drek of sensationalistic sewage."
- Phil Stubbs (railing against Otragiacs and reality TV)
"I'm kind, considerate, punctual. I have excellent hygiene."
- Ed Stevens (on his qualifications as a boyfriend)
"I'm not afraid of you being my boyfriend. I'm afraid of you being my ex-boyfriend."
- Carol Vessey (explaining her actions to Ed)
"All In the Family" (Archie Bunker)
Georgetown Hoyas
Boggle
"The French Lieutenant`s Woman"
BattleBots
"Candid Camera" (Alan Funt)
"Fear Factor"
"Foster Brooks"
"The Fonz"
HBO Young Comedians Special
"A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius"
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